The Economy Broke All Of Our Ankles

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In Phase 1 of Dollar Sign Empire, we were in the middle of the biggest bull run I have ever been alive for, it was shocking, even to business veterans. Startups with no product, revenue, or talent- raised billions. Valuations got higher than Snoop Dogg, and had rational people wondering “What the hell are they smoking?” VC’s were sending out money like water… and now they probably wouldn’t even send out water, because it’s too expensive.

Monkey pictures were selling for millions. The stock market was on cocaine and became the biggest gambling ring for normal people like me. (I ran up huge winnings, and then lost it all but that’s a whole other story.)

Now it’s time for Phase 2 of Dollar Sign Empire and you might have to take out a second mortgage for groceries. I think it will be more fun to cover though. So you know what? Fuck it. My ankles are broken and I love it.

Here we go baby.



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